First of all, did anyone else catchlast week’sFeast of Fiction? Slurm and Bachelor Chow straight out ofFuturama, baby! I want that sh*t in my veins and in my colon!
Here we are with the inevitable Valentine’s Day special, and what’s the universal symbol of love? The heart. And what promotes a healthy heart? Antioxidants. And what contains antioxidants? Rosé wine, that’s right! Jimmy and Ashley know how toreallyset the mood, so they’ve opted to prepare aZelda-themed sangria “heart potion” to help you get your date wasted.

Jimmy’s looking pretty pimp in that Link getup, as well. Ashley… where’syourcostume? Way to commit to the part!Gawd!








