We’re gonna suck all the things
[Mash Tacticsairs Monday through Friday at 4p.m. Pacific onDtoid.TV. Watch Rick ‘King Foom’ Olson play a variety of games, each day with its own theme. With a heavy focus on community and viewer interaction, you may be as much a part of the show as anything else.]
Mosquitos, ugh. Never content to just nibble on your arm, these little bastards love to target eyelids, earlobes, toes, and exposed ass-cheeks in an effort to drive you completely insane. They always know right where to get you, and no matter how protected you think you are, these sneaky critters will find a way to get past even your best defenses. This evening onMash Tactics, we’re going on a mission to figure out why they do these horrible things, and how they get away with it.
In an attempt to learn a bit more about the mosquito thought process, we’ll be stepping into the virtual mind of one of these winged devils, using the 100% scientifically accurateMr. Mosquitogamemosquito-simulator, as a guide. I’m sure much of value will be learned this evening, andI can only hope that by the end of the show we will have come to understand, and appreciate, the deep, mysterious, and complex life, of one of nature’s biggest and most notorious a-holes.
QotD: Bug bites suck. Tell me all about the worst one you’ve ever experienced.
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