Food for thought

Chowing down on cereal is one of childhood’s greatest joys, and if your sugary breakfast happened to come with a free prize inside the box, you were on cloud nine. It didn’t even matter if the little trinket was pure junk and you got bored with it before your cereal had a chance to get soggy. It wasyours.

One of the most coveted cereal-box prizes in the ’90s wasChex Quest, an honest-to-god video game. It was ahead of its time, both as a promotional product and as a non-violent take on theDoomformula.

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As the Chex Warrior, your goal is to teleport (not kill!) mucousy aliens who are causing trouble for human colonists on the planet Bazoik. Your dude rocksarmor that looks like a literal giant piece of Chex cerealand he canwield a spoon. It was a marketing-fueledDoomclone, sure, but as the modding scene has since proven, there’s a lot of fun to be had in the wide world of weird, not-that-greatDoomremixes.

If you don’t have any particular nostalgic fondness forChex Quest, you might be surprised to learn that the game has enough of a following to receive an HD remake. Over the weekend, we got a new trailer.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

Chex Quest HDis a passion project from lead artist Chuck Jacobi and volunteers created with permission from General Mills. They haven’t committed to a release date just yet, but once the game’s ready, it’ll be free. “Like the original, this will be a five-level, single-player first-person shooter suitable for all ages.”

I can’t see the remake being anything more than a novelty, but that’s all it needs to be.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.