Leon! Leeeeeeeon!

You suck!

This $.99 iPhone game starts off with a beginner’s difficulty level for those that suck at games. you may work up to Normal, Professional, Hell and eventually Extreme modes once you stop sucking. There’s a tutorial mode, the Mercenary mode, and a new Coin Shoot mode. It’s like a pay demo tease that includes the game’s first two chapters. If you want to keep going, you can pay to continue with the full game via an in-game purchase.

If you still suck, Capcom is selling an in-game item that recovers Leon’s health for about $1. That’s like an extra life for money, or a continue, just like in the arcades.

Article image

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art